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"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The Origami Society...

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Wide Load.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Suburban street.

'Oh course!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Boy on a bike

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Planet Lover

Fume detector

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

BMX riding in Bavaria

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

"On your left."

Season Finale

Cycling Race