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"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Sport Utility Boot.

The Lost World: You are Here

The star hunters

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."