Weight Journey Warrior T-Shirts

'Now that could be a problem.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

To do before Saturday...

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Valleyview diet clinic

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

Ring for Service.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'