Weight Warriors T-Shirts

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

Beware of the fat tax!

"How much do you want to lose?"

'You're diet's gone well, but.....and it's a big but.'

Medical Centre - Second Opinion

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Dieter's 'To-Do' list...

'I've had it with dieting! -- I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed!'

'This diet is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class