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'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Dieting Motivation.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'