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Target run

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Shoppers of Mystery.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

The Creature of the Black Legume

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Do me a favor - don

Woman has man in shopping trolley

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

Meats

"Bag for life?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."