Grocery Run Enthusiast Pillows

Target run

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

Shoppers of Mystery.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

The Creature of the Black Legume

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

Meats

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"Bag for life?"

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

"I've got a teenage son!"