Grocery Run Warrior Pillows

Coronavirus

"Everything's gone up."

Changing Room Decisions

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

Shoppers of Mystery.

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Man and dog role reversal

'There's room for one up top.'

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

Trolley Cage

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

"I've got a teenage son!"

"Don't look left or right!"

"I'd like to get this...but we're going to pass on pig's feet this week."

Market items.

Trolley Rage.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.