Gluttony Gladiator Gifts

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Boy defends his last fry.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"She can be outspoken."

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Pizza Fencing

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Survival of the Foodiest

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"