Modern Gladiator Gifts

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'It would be better if my legion did not see me taking out the garbage.'

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I feel your pain."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

I'm Spartacus.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Waiting for the results.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Monster chariot races

Power Point Hell

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Boxer with glasses.

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

'He was just a temp.'

Things get heated at the outing.

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."