Modern Life Gladiator Gifts

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

This castle manager job better be for real.

Biker Lawn Mower

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Football Blockers.

"Are you not infotained?!!"