Modern Life Gladiator Gifts

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I feel your pain."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

This castle manager job better be for real.

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Punishment for the kicker.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Football Blockers.