Research Gladiator Gifts

Most scientists regard the new streamlined peer-review process as 'quite an improvement'.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

Hear me, Graduates!

Punishment for the kicker.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The rat race

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Football Blockers.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?