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Most scientists regard the new streamlined peer-review process as 'quite an improvement'.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Hear me, Graduates!

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The rat race

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Football Blockers.

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?