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Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Punishment for the kicker.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'