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'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Prize vegetables.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'The grudge match.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

American Football.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Biker Lawn Mower

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Football.

"You look like you could use a hug."

Punishment for the kicker.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

The Authentic Christmas.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

The oil trap.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.