Green Gladiator Gifts

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Prize vegetables.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'The grudge match.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

American Football.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Biker Lawn Mower

I want to talk about the environment...

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Punishment for the kicker.

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

The oil trap.