Garbage Gladiator Gifts

Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'

"Never bring a recyclable plastic bottle to a broken glass bottle fight!"

Prize vegetables.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Fishing for Litter

Human males marking territory.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Football Blockers.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'