Germ Gladiator Gifts

Return Of The Flu.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Flu vaccine.

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Hand sanitizer

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

Punishment for the kicker.

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"