Germ Gladiator Prints

Return Of The Flu.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Flu vaccine.

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Everything's gone up."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

American Football.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Football.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Did you wash your hands?"