Green Thumb Gladiator T-Shirts

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

Mowed Dog

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.