School of Acupuncture. There's a competitive academic environment here --- This place is full of backstabbers!
Academic Gladiator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the academic gladiator? Explore our collection of clever, creative products that honor your favorite brainy combatant. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, delight the scholar who tackles every challenge head-on with wit and determination. Our selection celebrates those who turn studying into a battle of brilliance, making it the ideal place to find a thoughtful surprise for your favorite intellectual competitor.
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
'I really crammed last night.'
"I feel your pain."
"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."
National Academy of Sport
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
I'm Spartacus.
American Football.
The Giamatti era
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
Football.
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
Examiners.
Hear me, Graduates!
Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'
'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'
'So...worked in 'IT' long?'
Baseball players and their qualifications.
Punishment for the kicker.
"Ted doesn't test well."
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'
'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.
The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'
"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"
Academic Gladiator Gifts Collection
Academic Gladiator Mugs
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Academic Gladiator Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever designs that celebrate the academic gladiator’s relentless pursuit of knowledge.
Academic Gladiator Prints
Explore inspiring prints that honor the intellectual champion and add character to any study or office space.
Academic Gladiator T-Shirts
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