Academic Gladiator Mugs

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I really crammed last night.'

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

National Academy of Sport

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

The Giamatti era

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Football.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Examiners.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Ted doesn't test well."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Hear me, Graduates!

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'