Academic Gladiator Pillows

School of Acupuncture. There's a competitive academic environment here --- This place is full of backstabbers!

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I really crammed last night.'

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

National Academy of Sport

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

The Giamatti era

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Football.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Examiners.

Hear me, Graduates!

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Punishment for the kicker.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"