Grammar Gladiator Pillows

Girl to boy: 'My vocabulary is bigger than your vocabulary!'

"Yeah, yeah, enough about that Covid and Ukraine stuff. Here's what's REALLY important; the proper use of 'gone' and 'went'."

Rage.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

This castle manager job better be for real.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Waiting for the results.

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"She can be outspoken."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"Yes, it's report card time again."

Power Point Hell

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"Well, you're both strong candidates with very similar résumés so we've decided to settle the matter through hand to hand combat."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

Man and dog role reversal

Trolley Cage

'There's room for one up top.'

'He was just a temp.'

'This is where we research information listed on resumes.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'