Grammar Gladiator Gifts

Girl to boy: 'My vocabulary is bigger than your vocabulary!'

"Yeah, yeah, enough about that Covid and Ukraine stuff. Here's what's REALLY important; the proper use of 'gone' and 'went'."

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Everything's gone up."

I'm Spartacus.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

This castle manager job better be for real.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Boy defends his last fry.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Waiting for the results.

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"She can be outspoken."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Power Point Hell

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"Well, you're both strong candidates with very similar résumés so we've decided to settle the matter through hand to hand combat."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Man and dog role reversal

Trolley Cage

'This is where we research information listed on resumes.'

'There's room for one up top.'