Literary Gladiator Pillows

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Welcome to our book club. Have a seat until we call on you to defend your book with your fists.'

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Everything's gone up."

"So, what are you reading?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"She can be outspoken."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Football Blockers.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

Monster chariot races

Who to Sue Today.

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."