Intellectual Gladiator Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the true combatant of ideas? Our collection for the intellectual gladiator features products that inspire curiosity, wit, and mental agility. Ideal for scholars, debaters, or anyone who relishes a good intellectual challenge, these gifts blend humor with intellect. Whether it's for a birthday, promotion, or just because, give a nod to the power of a sharp mind and inquisitive spirit.

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Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round. mockup

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

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"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!" mockup

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

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"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

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"I feel your pain."

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"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..." mockup

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

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"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!" mockup

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

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'Dog eat dog.'

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"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head." mockup

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

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"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out" mockup

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

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They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace. mockup

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

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American Football.

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I'm Spartacus.

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"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!" mockup

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

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This castle manager job better be for real.

This castle manager job better be for real. mockup

This castle manager job better be for real.

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'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.' mockup

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

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Punishment for the kicker.

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Football.

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Caricature of Noam Chomsky

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"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?" mockup

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

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'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.' mockup

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

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Science Snobs

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"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message." mockup

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

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'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.' mockup

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

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'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

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'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.' mockup

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

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"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man." mockup

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

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Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door. mockup

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

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Boardroom Armour

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The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog. mockup

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

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Poetry debate

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'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'I take it this department has had conflicts.' mockup

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!' mockup

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

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A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player. mockup

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

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'We're facing a hostile takeover.' mockup

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

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Intellectual Gladiator Gifts Collection

Intellectual Gladiator Mugs

Explore our full collection of mugs designed for the intellectual gladiator—perfect for daily inspiration and caffeine-fueled debates.

Intellectual Gladiator Pillows

Find cozy pillows that pay homage to the sharp mind—great for study spaces or thoughtful lounging.

Intellectual Gladiator Prints

Decorate your space with prints that honor the intellectual gladiator—artful expressions of curiosity and cleverness.

Intellectual Gladiator T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that celebrate mental strength and wit, ideal for anyone who loves a good intellectual challenge.