Modern Gladiator Prints

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'It would be better if my legion did not see me taking out the garbage.'

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

I'm Spartacus.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Waiting for the results.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Monster chariot races

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Power Point Hell

"Yes, it's report card time again."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

Boxer with glasses.

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

'He was just a temp.'

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Things get heated at the outing.

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

'I meant the wine.'

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."