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Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

Prize vegetables.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'The grudge match.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

Run, Mike, Run!

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"You've bust your hump."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.