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It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Prize vegetables.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

Run, Mike, Run!

Boy defends his last fry.

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Human males marking territory.

"You've bust your hump."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Pizza Fencing

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."