Grape Gladiator T-Shirts

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Prize vegetables.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Human males marking territory.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Pizza Fencing

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Return Of The Flu.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'