Grape Crusader T-Shirts

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The melting polar ice caps

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

COP26

'Who's the new guy?'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'Who is to blame?'

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"Three big corks? That's it?"

EXXON EXTINCTION

Bear Recycling.