Grape Crusader T-Shirts

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The melting polar ice caps

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Who's the new guy?'

COP26

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

Vigilante Dog

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I dunno...ask him."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Air Pollution Threat

"Three big corks? That's it?"