Garden Gladiators Mugs

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

Prize vegetables.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'The grudge match.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

Run, Mike, Run!

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Human males marking territory.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"You've bust your hump."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'