Lawn Gladiator Mugs

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

Prize vegetables.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

Punishment for the kicker.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Football.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Human males marking territory.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Lawrence of Suburbia

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Football Blockers.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.