Golfing Gladiators Gifts

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'The grudge match.'

I'm Spartacus.

Run, Mike, Run!

Hear me, Graduates!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"You've bust your hump."

Waiting for the results.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Going Shopping Together.

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"