Keyboard Gladiator Pillows

Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e. hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out.

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

The Proust of Twitter

Neighbor Leaf Wars

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Biker Lawn Mower

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

Human males marking territory.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The rat race

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?