Gadget Gladiator Pillows

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Return Of The Flu.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Man and dog role reversal

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Trolley Cage

Death with a strimmer (weed whacker)