Digital Gladiator Pillows

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

American Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Football Blockers.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

You Don't Know What It's Like

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

Football League: Concussions R US.

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'