Digital Gladiator T-Shirts

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

American Football.

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Football Blockers.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

Football League: Concussions R US.

'Throw the ball! I can't hold them much longer - the defence shields are weakening!'