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Caesar and Games' Consul.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Bad for you but to die for

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

American Football.

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Football Blockers.

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'