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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"

Spamicide

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"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Storm in the out tray

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'I hate Mondays.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Why am I running?