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In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"I hit reply all too many times."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

E-mail

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

Amateur Spam.

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

"All right, back to answering e-mails and sighing."

Out of office.

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"Unsubscribe us or face annihilation."

Snare in the inbox.

"I got your email to work – but it can only send and receive spam."

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."