Bottle Cap Conqueror Gifts

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Access Denied!

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Computer Gamers.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

University of Adversity.

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'