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'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

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"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

University of Adversity.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

The experienced coach, like a panther, patiently awaits the precise moment to mount his challenge...