Towel Conqueror Gifts

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Just call me Picasso!

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

Careerist

Access Denied!

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

How men shop for towels.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

You finished Netflix

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'The mARTyr'

Abstract painter

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'