Laundry Conqueror Gifts

"We're going in lads. . . and I won't lie to you. some of us won't be coming back."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Caw blimey!'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).