Toilet Conqueror Gifts

'All clear!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The Move.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

A Mom's Purse

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Bring It On!