Laundry Conqueror Pillows

"We're going in lads. . . and I won't lie to you. some of us won't be coming back."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I didn't spark joy."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Caw blimey!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"