Laundry Conquerors Pillows

"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?