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"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'